The Gift of Misanthropy (It Aint Christmas Until You've Had Fisting...)

So, this morning, I received my second piece of Christmas Themed Fisting spam of the week. It truly is not Christmas until you've seen one chick in a santa bikini pounding her fist into the nethers of another chick in a santa bikini...
Or transvestites. Could always be transvestites.

I love Christmas. Or want to.
I like the American Christmas tradition - I am not religious, and if anything I am more likely to celebrate the winter solstice with vim and vigor than the birth of Christ - but the stereotypical, Norman Rockwell, Christmas is something I love.
Of course, Norman Rockwell never painted the madness that the holiday has become. The decorations going up in September in the stores. The buying and gifting and wanting and having, let it begin early and let the bucks flow freely. The spirit of Christmas, is by GAWD, spending money on a ton of other people, of whom you probably only really care about a third or less.

And of course, Christmas is the time of year when all the relatives congregate, and out comes the hate, just a wee bit ahead of the knives.
My cuz, Whickey (Whitney, but when I was three I couldnt say it... said Whickey... she's whickey, tough shit) wasnt going to be allowed to my aunts for Christmas with the rest of the fam, because she is, gasp, living with a black man. Apparently something changed, because Whit. was there today, thank god... someone I didnt want to strangle.

So yes... Christmas time makes me hate people. It makes me appreciate a few individuals a lot more, but it brings out the misanthrope in me in a big way.
But, at the same time... I like the season, I like winter. I just think the ideal way to spend it would be up in the high country, away from all the madness, with a nice soft warm woman to curl up with on the cold nights, and a pretty little tree with the antique glass balls on it glimmering and glittering in the light of the fireplace across the room. Thats my Christmas wish, if I have one.
Instead... I have lesbian fisting to enjoy. Merry Christmas, and to all a good night.