Curriculum Mortis

Per a recent conversation with a friend, in which I mentioned staking someones feet to the ground and then repeatedly running over them with a bus, two wonderful things.
Wonderful thing Numero Uno - I jokingly suggested adding that idea to my CV - "Created concept of implanting hardware for feet to ground interface and repeatedly merging physical outsourcing of urban mass transit systems with local human resources of negative productivity"
Wonderful Thing Numero Dos - Upon hearing that he, heartily concurring I should put that down, decided CV was innapropriate.
Thus, this has now been added to my CM - Curriculum Mortis